Dear Podficcer letter, ITPE 2019!

Dear Podficcer,
I am excited that it's ITPE time again! This is my fifth year doing the Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange, it's the only fandom exchange I participate it and I love it so much. Here's a summary of my fandoms and ships:

-Merlin! I know the show ended ages ago, but Merlin/Arthur is the OTP of my heart. They are my boys forever. I much prefer modern AUs to stories set in the canon of the show, especially college AUs or ones where they have interesting jobs. Modern royalty stories make my heart melt with happiness <3 Also I like Morgana/Gwen as a side ship. Or Morgana/Morgause. Or Morgana/Gwaine. Or Morgana/Leon. (Basically I just love Morgana, or any story which includes a wide secondary character cast.) For this fandom, I am happy with stories of any rating from PG to NC-17.

-Check Please. I adore this comic and this world and all of the characters. My main ship is Ransom/Holster. I'm much less interested in fic about Jack and Bitty because I feel their story is being perfectly told in the comic. But there are so many side stories about what Hols and Rans could be doing when the camera is elsewhere :3 I would also be happy to receive any gen story set at Samwell! For this fandom, I'd prefer stories with rating from PG to PG-13.

-Transformers, specifically, stories set in Astolat's semi-AU world.... So okay, I actually know nothing about the canon of Transformers, any version. But I got completely sucked into Astolat's Transformers fic this year and read all of it. I literally have to google what the characters look like because I have no idea, but I don't care. My main ship in Optimus Prime/Megatron, but I'm honestly kind open to whatever! Sell me on it! For this fandom, I am happy with stories of any rating from PG to NC-17.

-Carry On/Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell. Obviously I ship Simon/Baz. I have read almost no fic in this fandom, so anything you pick would be new to me! I'd be interested in an AU or a story set in the canon world, either during the events of the books or after the end of the books. For this fandom I would prefer a story rated between PG and PG-13.

-Harry Potter, but I'm VERY PICKY about what I like, haha. For Harry Potter (just the 7 books please) I don't want any ship-centered stories, only stories focused on character building or world expansion. I like short stories which show how secondary characters witnessed events (things Harry maybe wasn't aware of, because he is oblivious). I also like stories set after the book series that are like tiny windows into what secondary characters are doing as adults. But no shippy stories- gen only, please, and nothing over a PG rating. I'm also not interested in the characters from Fantastic Beasts.

Things I like in fic in general:
I love stories that make me laugh.
Idiots-to-lovers or enemies-to-allies-to-friends-to-lovers trope.
"Can our love end the war?" trope.
Happy endings.
AUs.
Fake-to-real.
Cross-dressing.
Boys in lingerie.
Genderplay, genderqueer, nonbinary, trans and bisexual characters.
Side-ships. I love it when I've got two teams to root for!
OT3, OT4, etc only if EVERYONE IS VERY HAPPY and there is no jealousy.

Things I'm not into:
Omega verse.
Pregnancy- male or female.
Character death.
Love triangles in which one person is doomed to be unhappy/alone/excluded.
Non-con or dub-con.
Serious BDSM.
Underage.
Excessive pain/torture/abuse.
Derogatory or demeaning language between lovers.

That is- everything I can think of right now. YAY! I can't wait to hear your podfic :D